Catacombs, Paris

The ceiling was barely an inch above his head.  And he was not a tall guy.

He was claustrophobic but did not want his companions to know.  The tight spaces, small entrances, and close, stone walls were closing in, as they say.

Small corridors carved into the rock led to larger rooms, crypts, but the sigh of relief from the enclosed halls was short lived.

Bones lined the walls, sculls scraping at his elbows at times, millions of shadows cast upon the minute crevices similar to what was under his own skin and muscles.  A creepy wind blew softly, hitting the back of his neck, forcing a shudder down his spine and into his soul.

Bones piled tightly, centuries ago, stacks of human remains surrounding him, reminiscent of a horror movie.

A moment, capturing the scene, the essence, the death and decay of centuries, and then on to the next small, cramped passage, onwards and downwards to more crypts, more bones, more darkness, more chills.

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Metro, Chapitre Un

Photograph of the Metro I took in Paris.

“Be ready to push your way out if you have to.”

“Okay.”

“And watch me.  I’ll watch you.  We don’t want to get robbed.”

“Check.”

“We get off in two stops.”

“Two.”

“Then we take the green line towards Porte de la Chapelle.”

“Okay.”

“You look beautiful.”

“Merci.”

A Vaudevillian Moment (A Story of Fiction)

As far back as I can remember my grandmother reminisced about her days on stage back in the Vaudeville era.  Her and my grandfather were well known, in New York at least, as performers of music, dance, and probably even more so, comedy.

Grandfather, before he died, swore he’d made up Groucho’s famous “Outside of a book, a dog is a man’s best friend.  Inside a dog it’s too dark to read,” line back then on the stage.  It’s true, Groucho did attend one of their performances with his brothers, but regardless, there’s no way to prove that claim.

When I was little I would spend summers at my grandparents home in suburban New York, a small property that working the stage had paid for.  Mother considered it an extended visit, a vacation.  I loved it.  Dad, eternally disliked by my grandmother for pulling my mom out of the spotlight and marrying her, hated every moment.  Using work as an excuse, he would drive up from Philadelphia, our hometown, on weekends.

As I got older, after grandfather died, our visits were really all my grandmother looked forward to.  She would have my room all done up with a frilly pink bedspread (something I pretended to love even after I’d outgrown it) and would serve all of my favorite meals.  She would cater to anything I wanted as if I were her own daughter.  Actually, even mom didn’t have it as good as I did in that old house.

And every summer, like clockwork, she would pull out her old prop umbrella, worn out and missing the knob, and we would do one of the skits she loved so much with me playing the straight man.  She’d put on a funny hat and dress and jump right in.

“There are so many ways to understand what a lady is saying just by how she carries her umbrella!  Like if she holds it like this,”

And I would break in, “It means it’s raining?”

“No, no,” she would correct.  “It means she’s married!  And if she holds it like this,”

“She’s single?” I would ask, giggling.

“No!  It means she’s married and her husband is coming.”

“So you run?”

“Of course not.  Then you nod, like so.”

“So apologize?”

“No, stupid!  It means you want to meet her around the corner!”

“But she’s married!”

“Exactly, so you have to wait for the signal from her.”

“Which is?”

My grandmother would then flirtatiously lift her dress a bit to show some leg, usually with dirty work pants and boots underneath since she was always gardening.  This would always have me doubled over by this point, keeping me from finishing the skit.

She would always laugh along with me, then sit down in the nearest chair and remember the good old days, working the Vaudeville circuits with my grandfather.

Tall Nonfat Chai

“Tall nonfat chai.”

She gets up from her table, leaving behind her light blue hoodie with the millions of folds that remember the shape of her seated body.  She takes the drink from the counter with both hands, raises it to her lips and sips, returns, comfortably lowering into the hug that her hoodie kept waiting.  She picks up her book, Liars and Saints by Maile Meloy, gently removes the Belle and Sebastian bookmark that held her spot for her, and begins reading.  Her flip-flops drop to the floor one at a time as she playfully dangles her feet in the air.  A cool breeze hits them as the door opens.

He puts down his brown messenger bag and walks to the counter.  A moment later he returns, hikes up his pants a little, and sits, opening the bag.  He pulls out a worn copy of Perks of Being a Wallflower, wrinkled almost as much as her hoodie moments earlier.  The bright green cover has so many folds that it looks coated in white stripes.

Someone yells, “Tall chai!” and he gets up, leaving behind his belongings and a lonely brown hoodie similarly crinkled.   He returns with the drink and a napkin.  As he picks up his book to read, a bookmark falls out.

It gently floats around and lands by the girl’s bare foot.  She feels the current of air, ever placid, against her foot and looks down.  She picks it up, recognizing the Mario Brothers theme and the many worn lines of age and use.

“Thanks.”

She looks up and he’s standing at her table, waiting…

“It’s really old.”

She hands him the obvious treasure from his childhood.

“Thanks.”

He waits for a second then goes back to his table.

He reads.

She reads.

He reads.

She reads.

They read.

dan·de·li·on

The two of them lounged on the grassy hill, she barefoot, he in his flip-flops, watching the wind blow wishes from a patch of dandelions into the air and around the foot of the hill.  Her toes scrunched around grass and pulled on it nervously.  He chewed his cuticles until she reached up and swatted his hand away from his mouth.

“Stop that.  Those are there for a reason!”

“What reason?”

“How should I know?”

He shrugged, then started laughing and pushed her playfully.  She leaned away for about a second, then buoyed back towards him, letting her head rest on his shoulder.  He smiled, squinting into the sunshine that was filtering through the leaves in the tree overhead, casting dancing shadows on them, performing a ballet just for the two of them.  He thought of that and smiled.

“What are you thinking about?”

“Dancing leaves.”

She looked at him oddly, questioningly, as her mouth slowly curled up into a smile, and she shoved him.  He buoyed this time, but came back with enough force to knock her back over, and they both started laughing.  The laughing turned to smiling, then to a deep look that made them both feel as if time had stopped.  The smiles faded into seriousness.

“I’m sorry.”

“What can I say?  It happens.”

He looked sad, and her eyes began a tiny flood, and her lip trembled a little.  Just once.

“I don’t understand why.”

“Me neither.”

“Will we get over it?”

“Yes.”

“How can you be so sure?”

“I love you.  That’s how.”

They were still staring, and they both knew it to be as true as the day they first said it.

“Yeah, you’re right.”

Their attention went from each other to the wishes gently floating around them.  They looked down the hill at the bald heads of what were once flowers as yellow as the sun, one that many considered a weed.  The wind picked up and blew the wishes around them, one hovering between them, daring them to reach for it, and they both looked at it until their eyes focused on each other.  Neither moved, and the wish slowly rose up into the air, and away.

Taking the Reigns (A Story of Fiction)

Steel Pier, Atlantic City, 1938.  Mary was the star of the show.  She was a natural rider, as my father and the local press would say.  She had been since she learned to walk.  I guess that included diving with them as well.

She was famous, at least in the tri-state area, and people would come in droves to watch her get on old Mabel, lead her up that ramp and then jump a good fifty feet into a small pool of water, triumphantly walk out of the water, horse in tow, and take a bow.  Eventually they even trained the horse to bow alongside of her.  The crowd would roar, and there I would be, on the sidelines, ready to take the reigns from my sister and lead the horse back to the stable.

I’d wanted to dive as far back as I could remember, even then.  But it was an honor that escaped me and stayed with my sister at that time.  “You’re too young,” my dad would say, every year on my birthday, even though Mary had been doing it since she was my age.  And so I was a jealous little girl back in those days.

Labor Day, 1938.  Our last big weekend for the season.  After that we would pack up and head to our small home in South Philadelphia, where father would go back to his construction job, and my mother would go back to being a homemaker.  Mary and I would head back to school, where people swarmed around her, asking about her dives, while basically shoving me aside.

That was the weekend Albert showed up.  Mary came out of the water, bowed, and began walking, and I saw him standing too close, with a grin on his face, an autograph book and pencil, nervously shifting his weight from one foot to the other.  I’d seen it hundreds of times, but for some reason, this time, it was different.  To me, at least.  Mary barely noticed him as she took his pencil, signed the little book, and continued on towards me to hand off Mabel.  I took them and pointed at him, trying to get Mary to turn around.  She looked over her shoulder and saw him still standing there.

“What is it, kid?”  It always drove me nuts how she spoke as if she were eighteen and the rest of us were four.  Albert was only a year or two younger than her, probably right between my age and hers.

“I’m…I’m Albert.”

“That’s great Al.  What’s your story morning glory?”  He stood there quizzically.  She sighed.  “Whatta ya want?”

“I, I,” he stammered.  “Want to go out for some popcorn tonight?  My parents gave me some money for the weekend and I still have some.”

I smiled at him, trying to give him some support.  He was a looker, in my mind, but I could see Mary ready to brush him off.

“Sorry, kid.  No can do.  I have to wash my hair.”

Ouch.

The look on Albert’s face was one of pure devastation.  It was probably the first time he’d asked a gal out, and the look on his face broke my heart.  Mary took her glasses from my hands and said, “Make sure you feed Mabel.  She seems a bit hungry,” and walked away.

I walked up to Albert.  “Hey, I’m Dorothy.”

“Hi,” he said distractedly, looking over my shoulder as Mary walked away.

“I’m Mary’s sister.  You know, we go to the Pennsylvania Avenue beach every morning with our parents.  Want to meet up with us then?”

His attention came right to me.  “Really?  You do?”

I smiled and nodded.

“Will Mary be there?”

My smile faded a bit, but I tried to conceal it.  “Sure, yeah.  She’ll be there.”

“Great,” he said with a smile as he started walking away, “See you there!”

The next day was beautiful, and the beach was crowded.  Everyone was out to enjoy the last day of the summer, the day when everyone starts packing, the stores get ready to shut down for the winter, and we have to start trying to remember the math problems we spent all summer trying to forget.

I kept scanning the beach, looking for Albert, but didn’t see him until we’d already been there for a few hours.  Mary had just come out of the water and was drying off.  I handed her glasses over and she took them.

“Thanks.”

“Oh look, there’s Albert.”  I pointed in his direction.

“Who?”

“That kid from yesterday.  Asked you out for popcorn?”

“Oh, that genius?”  She sat down in my father’s beach chair and closed her eyes.  “Tell that wet sock I’m asleep.  I need to rest for the show tonight.”

“Tell him yourself,” I said, picking up a book.

He walked up to us and smiled.  “Hey there, Mary.  Wanna go for a swim?”

She looked up, annoyed.  “I’m all wet, pal.  Don’t you think maybe I already did?”

He stood there, awkwardly shifting again, quiet for far too long.  “Well, hey, my dad lent me his camera…think we could get in a photo together?”

“I will!” I said.  He acted as if he didn’t hear me, so I went back to my book, embarrassed.

That was when father approached us.  “What’s going on here?”

I looked up from my book.  “That’s Albert.  He wants to take Mary out for popcorn or to take a photograph or something.”

My father looked from Albert to Mary to me, and back again.

“Well of course Mary will get in a photograph with you, son!” he said, glaring at Mary.  “She’ll do anything for a fan, won’t ya Mary?”  She looked at father and sighed.

“Of course I will.”

My father took the camera from Albert and looked around.  “We’re too far from the pier, how about over there against that life guard boat?”

Albert nodded enthusiastically and Mary walked over.  When Albert got a bit too close and started trying to put his arm around her, father frowned and looked back at me.  “Hey, Dorothy, why don’t you get in there between them?  Who knows, maybe you’ll be a star too and Albert here’ll have a photograph of the both of yous.”

Albert looked disappointed, but I jumped at the chance.  It was the first time father even hinted at the possibility I might one day dive as well, so I jumped right in between them.  Mary put on her fake, photograph grin, while I couldn’t contain my smile.  And Albert, well he couldn’t take his eyes off of Mary.  Father took the photograph and handed the camera back to Albert, also handing him a dollar.

“Tell ya what, why don’t the three of yous head to the boardwalk and grab some lunch.  On me.”

Albert looked at Mary, who rolled her eyes, and I nodded enthusiastically.  We grabbed lunch, Mary left right after to go home because she had a headache, and Albert, broken-hearted, went home to pack.

It was a few years before father let me start diving, and I loved it.  He called me a natural with the fans, since I always hung out after and signed autographs, went out with the boys who asked, and generally was more of a people-person than my older sister.  I’d longed for the spotlight for years, and it made me that way.

One evening after my final dive, I was brushing Steel, my diving horse and Mabel’s son, when someone walked in behind me.  I turned around and he handed me a photograph of me, Mary and himself as a kid, posing in front of a lifeboat.

“I’ve waited a long time to see you again,” he said.

I smiled.  I’d often thought of Albert, wondering what ever happened to him.

“You’ve gotten even better, Mary.  And you’ve grown up to be even more beautiful.”

He’d gotten more smooth, but was mistaking me for my sister.

“Actually, Albert, I’m Dorothy.”

His eyes widened a bit, but then he reached out and took my hand.

“How about some popcorn?”

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An Unlikely Start in Photography (A Story of Fiction)

I’ve been a photographer all my life.  No kidding.

It all started when I was six at my aunt’s wedding.  I don’t remember it perfectly, but pretend to remember it exactly how my dad tells it at every family event, be it Thanksgiving, Christmas, a birthday, or whatever.

I was sitting on the cold marble floor, squished between my father’s feet and the unpadded kneeler (we didn’t have it as nice as most churches do nowadays, the kneeler was little more than a piece of hardwood, a varnished board where we placed our knees whenever the priest told us to).  From my vantage point I had a limited view of the church itself, but a cornucopia of shoes to look at.  I could see my great grandmother’s old, wrinkly feet swelling out of a pair of old shoes.  I could see my Uncle Walter’s notoriously smelly feet that he chased me around with at our yearly summer vacations at the Jersey Shore.  I saw purses, umbrellas, tapping feet, bare feet taken out of painful shoes, and the general items you would see from down there.

“Pay attention!” my mom whispered every few minutes, as if I had any clue what was going on.  For a moment or two, so my dad says, I would climb back up into the pew, and feign listening to the music and the hundreds of quiet conversations between adults as they awaited the big moment.  And then I would be back down on the floor again, at this point trying to get out of the constrictive dress shirt I’d been forced into before we left.

And that was when I saw it. The bag, the big, black leather bag that dad took out for only special occasions.  It had his camera in it, this I knew, and I’d always been in love with his camera.  I was called a ham by my mother more than once, always smiling and changing my attitude as soon as it surfaced from it’s leather home.  I loved being in front of it, but especially loved the quick lessons dad had given me, even back then.  He loved talking about his electronics; he would have loved the digital age that he missed by a few decades.

So I wiggled over to it, through my father’s legs, and fought the button latch on the bag until it gave way.  Then I carefully took out the camera (he’d trained me well, and to this day I work gingerly with my equipment) and started by taking it out of the soft cloth he wrapped it in.  I saw the letters on it, spelling out B-R-O-W-N-I-E, and I ran my fingers over them, feeling the letters as I’d seen my dad do hundreds of times.  I looked up at him, and he was facing the pew behind him, along with my mother, apparently talking about the weather with my great-grandmother.  I unlocked the button I knew I had to push and started looking into the viewfinder at the world of people’s feet.  I took a few shots of feet in different directions, unnoticed by my father.

If I hadn’t stopped for a moment, I probably would have missed the hushing of the whole church, and it was the silence that caught my ears first.  Then the loud church music began, and everyone turned and looked towards the back of the church.  I wanted to know what was going on, but wasn’t ready to give up playing with the camera, so instead I peered around the side of the pew from the floor where I was sitting.

I could see my aunt, dressed in all white, walking down the aisle with my Poppop.  She had a see-through white cloth over her face, but I could tell it was her.  I thought she looked really pretty, and thought I should take a photograph so she could see how pretty she looked.  So I took a series of shots from where I was on the floor.

I realized as she passed that everyone was turning around, so I quickly put the camera back in its cloth and then returned it to its black leather home before my dad noticed.

Weeks later, my aunt visited.  She told us all about her honeymoon, whatever that was (back then I assumed it had to do with bees and the night sky) and thanked my dad for sending the film, which she had developed and could not stop talking about a few of the photographs.

My father beamed with pride, happy to hear how much she appreciated his work.  He was a bus driver by trade, but had always dreamed of being a professional photographer.  My aunt kept talking about a few of the pictures specifically, how they were so different and creative, and how none of her friends ever had photos like his to remember their wedding by.  Finally, she produced the album, and excitedly flipped to the photographs she had attributed to him, only to have him react with utter surprise.

“I didn’t take these.”

“But they came from your film!”

“I didn’t take them.  I didn’t even use my camera during the ceremony, the whole time it was right on the floor by…”

And then they all looked at me.  I smiled my biggest smile, as if they were taking my photograph.

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Remembering the Worms

That was us back in the old days, The Worms, on account of Peggy having a huge crush on Ringo and insisting we be named after a bug, and the fact that Bobbie’s main claim to fame back then was that he once ate a worm at recess. So there we were, The Worms, in our first picture. I was holding my ukulele, the first instrument any of us owned. Back then, rehearsal consisted of me playing the three chords I knew, Stevey singing, and the girls just dancing. They even had these awful choreographed dances to go along with the first song I wrote, Do the Worm, eventually released as a b-side even though we recorded it as a joke. Our insatiable fans loved it regardless of how we felt about it.

So this photo is the first, as I said. Of course, Johnny isn’t pictured because he took it, our eventual drummer who, back then, would just bang on a trashcan lid with two wooden spoons he stole from his mom’s kitchen. He was as close to a rebel as we had; he’d even stolen his old man’s camera, his prized possession, to take this. Then we had to wait four weeks for his little brother’s birthday until the roll was done and they finally brought it to the store. His nervous tics, for which he eventually became known behind the drums, were apparent even then. His father always joked about how he wasn’t allowed to hold the camera because he wasn’t steady enough to take a good photograph. Which is clear from how blurry this one is.

But that was the day it all began. It was Peggy’s idea to start the band, and she was kind of the leader of our group of friends back then, since she was by far the tallest, easily a head taller than anyone on the block. I remember our first kiss and how awkward it was…but I digress. That’s not really what this is all about.

Everyone probably recognizes Bonnie right off the bat, since she was the only one of us with glasses. The kids around the corner used to tease her, call her four-eyes, so clever. Some of the same kids were following her around like puppies by the time we hit it big, in high school, begging her for dates. She turned them all down. Good for her.

Then there was Ruthie, before her three husbands, before the drinking, before she’d even picked up a guitar, but as beautiful as ever. And her voice, even back then, could move an angry mob to silence. Even back then, even in the blur that is this photograph, you can still see her trademark single barrette.

Then there’s Bobbie, a character in himself, eventually immortalized in a certain Christmas movie, you know it, the one where the boy sticks his tongue to the flagpole? Bobbie inspired the main character in that film; the author grew up a few blocks away from us. We all went to see the movie premiere, only to walk out, seeing how different the kid in the movie was from our good old buddy, Bobbie.

Those were the days, I tell you. I’m the lone Worm these days, living all alone in my mansion, my friends and my family all gone. And out of all of the memorabilia, the records, photos, magazine covers, famous movie stars, films, everything, this is the only thing I kept from the days with the band. I gave away the gold records to girls I dated, sold the rights to the songs, gave it all up. Once the worms were all gone, and we couldn’t relive the moments of stardom together, I didn’t want to do it alone. No point. The only thing I really want to remember after all of the fame and fortune is the simpler times when we all lived on the same block, were so close, and were only famous in our own minds.

Those were the days.

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