She and I were sitting each on one side of a statue on a park bench.
“What?” I asked her.
“Weren’t you listening to me?”
“Honestly, no. I am completely taken in by the verisimilitude of this statue. It looks so real.” I could not stop staring.
Her attention went from me (and anger) to the statue, one of a man in a suit styled from the 1960s, including a hat.
“Wow, you’re right. It looks so real. Lifelike.”
“If I didn’t know better, I would swear it was real,” I said.
She looked at it as if waiting for it to blink. It did not.
“Waiting for it to blink?” I asked with a laugh.
“No,” she said, a certain amount of defense in her voice.
“So what were you saying?” I asked around the statue towards the front. She looked behind the statue as if we were in some Abbott and Costello routine.
“Who’s on first?” I asked.
“Meet me in front of the statue,” I called to her.
She did so.
“What were you saying?”
“I was saying…”
Her eyes turned back towards the statue. She started staring at it.
“Certainly does look real. Excellent craftsmanship, whoever made it.”
“Agreed,” I said.
At that the statue sneezed.
The word verisimilitude was suggested by Kate.