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This print, along with many others, can now be purchased at my ETSY!
Posted in flash fiction, photos of strangers, Typography
Tagged art, city, civilization, found art, life, mankind, photograph, photography, pollution, society, typography, valley
“Do you ever think about marrying me?” she asked wide-eyed.
“Interesting pillow talk,” he thought to himself.
“Of course I do. I’m just waiting for the right-”
“Time?” she said with too much enthusiasm.
“Um…I was actually going to say health insurance.” He tried not to crack a smile.
She jumped up. “What?!?!”
He chuckled and she cracked a smile.
“What’s sad is that I know you’re only half kidding.”
“True.” He reached over and stuck his thumbs into her armpits before she could react and had her giggling in no time. “God knows I wouldn’t marry you for your money. You work at Borders!”
Between giggles she tried to defend herself both against the tickles and his teasing.
“Shut up! Yours isn’t much better – and at least-” giggles “Mine is-” laughing harder
“full-time!” She started squealing as he switched it up and started squeezing her ribs a bit, tickling the old ivories.
“Let’s face it,” he continued. “Right now your health insurance isn’t so great. I’m looking for a girl with seriously awesome insurance. So you know, when I get sick, it’s easier. Cheaper. Five dollar co-pay.”
She jumped up and pushed his arms away. Now it was her turn as she somehow got her hands onto his belly, his weak spot. His laughter was uncontrolled as he fell to the ground.
“How about now? What do you have to say now?” she said, laughing as hard as she was when roles were reversed.
He tried but couldn’t get the words out. Finally she let up but kept her hands on his belly.
“Well? What do you have to say?” He grinned and she poised for another attack.
“Dental. And vision.”
So she attacked.
Posted in flash fiction
Tagged couples, fiction, flash fiction, healthcare, humor, latest healthcare news, life, love, occupational healthcare, photo, photograph, photography, romance, sarcasm, tickling, writing
A found photograph with a dark, possibly evil story typed on it with my Brother Charger 11.
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Posted in flash fiction, photos of strangers, Typography
Tagged Alfred Hitchcock, art, couples, dark, Edward Gorey, fiction, flash fiction, found art, found photo, friendship, life, love, murder, noir, photograph, photography, romance, Tim Burton, typography, writing
Photograph purchased at a yard sale, story typed on a Brother Charger 11.
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Posted in flash fiction, Typography
Tagged Atlantic City, beach, family, humor, jersey shore, life, love, photo, photography, shore, smiles, smiling, sun, wildwood
“I want to take a trip around the world.”
Illana looked up at Maura to gauge the sincerity of her comment. “Yeah?”
“Yes. Now.”
Illana left her homework and walked over to the bed where Maura lay on her stomach ignoring the text she was assigned.
“You’re one-hundred percent sure?” Maura nodded. “Then get dressed.”
As Maura put on her favorite tee shirt they’d bought because they thought the image looked like Joan Crawford, Illana pulled out an old plaid suitcase, a treasure found at an estate sale a few months back. She opened it and began placing random clothing into it as her friend pulled a skirt up over her black leggings. Once assembled, Maura stepped up to the suitcase, motioning to Illana that it was her turn to get ready.
Pulling out a pair of flower-print shorts and holding them up to a mirror against her leggings, Illana remembered something important and said, “Don’t forget Marilyn. And Old Yellow.” Maura nodded in agreement and grabbed the large framed photograph and a beat up toy car, stuffing them into the vintage case with the clothing.
Illana joined her by the suitcase and they each took a clamp and shut it.
“Let’s go,” Maura said, Illana grabbing the suitcase and following close behind.
Illana and Maura waited alongside Paddua Road, a desolate and unused trucking road that ended at a collapsed bridge about three miles towards the mountains. They watched, waiting for an unlikely vehicle.
“I want to see Paris,” Illana said as she propped up the photograph against the suitcase and plopped down in the grass next to the asphalt.
“So generic,” Maura responded. “But yes, we must. And Madrid.”
“Rome.”
“Prague.”
“Really?”
“Yup.”
Maura shielded her eyes from the sun, looking down the empty road. “Nobody’s coming. I want to change my shirt.”
“So change it. There isn’t a house for miles.”
Maura removed the Joan Crawford-like shirt and replaced it with a gray tee,
pulling the long sleeves up to her elbows. She looked down the road again, then started slowly crossing it towards the open field across from them. Illana laid down in the middle of the road and watched her go for a moment before getting up, and grabbing their belongings and heading for the same field.
She joined Maura, who was now sitting amongst the grass and dandelion wishes. Illana plucked one of the nearby flowers and blew on it so that parachutes fluttered in the air, putting on a private dance just for the two teenagers.
“Think we’ll ever actually see the world?”
“Of course we will. Don’t be silly. As soon as we’re eighteen. Summer after we graduate. It’ll happen.”
Maura reached over to the suitcase and opened it, removing the small beat up vehicle they’d found while exploring an abandoned home last summer. She ran her fingers across the writing on the door that said “Kreuzer – Ball Pen Stylo” and then spun one of the wheels. She looked over at Illana, who was laying on her back with her feet in the air. She gently balanced the toy onto Illana’s feet.
“See how long you can keep it there.”
After a few minutes of a quiet breeze and perfect balance, Maura reached over and tickled Illana, making the car roll off her feet and into a particularly large pack of the white dandelions. The car disturbed enough of the flowers to break a large amount of them, and the wind picked up the petals and blew them towards the girls, making a summer snowfall of wishes surround them.
“Make a wish,” Illana told Maura.
“I already did.”
Maura got up and picked up the suitcase.
Photographs by Laura and Manon of Nonsense of the Truth
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Posted in flash fiction, photos of strangers
Tagged art, Belgium, best friends, fiction, flash fiction, friendship, hipster, life, love, marilyn monroe, nonsense of the truth, nonsenseofthetruth, photo, photography, teenagers, teens, world travel
“I want to see the world with you.”
Her gaze froze on me as a smile curled on her mouth.
“Really?”
“Yes. And not just that.”
She grabbed my hand and held it tight. “What else?”
I smiled. “What else…”
“Come on, don’t tease!” she said as she scooted up next to me and kissed me on the neck.
“I want to do so for a long, long time.”
Her smile faded and her eyes widened so much I could almost see my reflection in them. Her hand squeezed tighter and she put her free arm around me and pulled me in for a kiss.
“How long?”
“You know what I mean.”
“Do I?”
I smiled at her and ran my hand through her hair in the back the way she liked it, and she gave me three short, quick kisses.
“Come on. Tell me what you mean!”
I smiled again, kissed her once, and whispered the answer into her ear.
Made with my Brother Charger 11 typewriter made on old sheet music I found at a yard sale.
Posted in flash fiction, Typography
Tagged art, car, found art, future, Jimmie Monaco, life, love, marriage, Me and the Boy Friend, music, old car, photography, romance, sheet music, Sidney Clare, typewriter, typography, ukulele
Posted in flash fiction, photos of strangers, Typography
Tagged accident, death, down, life, photo, photography, sad, typography
The caavy, commonly known and often mistaken as a tooth fairy, lives in the mouths of human beings, finding nourishment from small chunks of tooth (usually slathered in sugar) that they dig out using their small claws, of which they have one on each hand. Caavies are known for violent territoriality and an obsession with sugar.
Tandfe awoke from his slumber and emerged from behind the tonsil, stretching his arms as far as they would go and performing his evening breathing exercises. He knew from the breathing patterns of his host that it was asleep and the growl of Tandfe’s stomach reminded him it was time to eat. He sharpened the single claw on each hand against his pointy teeth and climbed up the soft cave to the mouth of his home.
Tonight would be a feast! Once again Tandfe’s host skipped the evening cleaning ritual of his oral cavity that it’s parental figure was always complaining about (Tandfe often woke up early enough to see his host simply wet his cleaning utensil, called a ‘toothbrush’, under a faucet and then place it on the counter). Tonight there was sugar a-plenty covering the chewing mechanisms that he feasted upon every evening. He smiled, showing off his full set of incisors as he scraped a tiny piece of enamel off a nearby tooth, tasted it and smiled with delight.
He scraped a bit more and sat down to reminisce, as he always did over dinner. He remembered growing up in the piles of crystallized sugar, being hatched and raised by his mama. He was taught to fend for himself and then was whisked off on a stick when the sugar was made into rock candy. Tandfe ended up going from there to this child’s mouth, where he made his home.
He got up and walked over to the nearest tooth and cut another chunk out, noticing that this one was starting to turn a little black around the edges. He knew this meant to leave it alone, or that horrible human they called dentist would come with all of the loud machinery and scraping tools, forcing Tandfe into hiding in that dark smelly spot to the south of the tonsil.
He also noticed another tooth was loose, and knew to dig into that one as much as possible. Humans, unlike caavies, lost some of their teeth as children; it wouldn’t matter how much he ate, so he attacked it. Soon, it would fall out, and he would eat the whole tooth in a night. He always loved those nights, stealing the baby tooth from under his host’s pillow – the only downside being that he had no pockets and always lost any loose change he was carrying.
As he reminisced and planned for his next out-of-body adventure, he noticed the breathing patterns of the host start to change, and knew it was time to go back into hiding, so he jumped up, scraped a little more food and shoved it into his mouth. He ran back to the tonsil, climbing back up into his hiding place and closing his eyes for another day of rest.
Artwork by the amazing Christina Mølholm, whose blog can be seen here.
Posted in A Mønster!
Tagged andthemonsters, art, cavity, children, Christina Mølholm, collaboration, dentist, eating, fantasy, fiction, I hate the dentist, life, monster, mystery, photography, photoshop, tandfe, tooth fairy
“The GPS says to turn here!”
Sure enough, as I scoured the tree-lined side of the road for the turn this robot voice was now telling us about, I could not imagine why we would turn into the woods.
Suddenly as if out of nowhere, a small, wooden bridge appeared in the brush. It looked sturdy enough, but before I could reply either way she turned the wheel and we were on it.
“Um…this isn’t even a road!” Ahead lay nothing but dirt.
“The GPS says it is!”
“I know…but once on Office it told Michael to turn and he read it wrong and ended up driving into a lake.”
She looked at me.
“And I can’t swim.”
I looked up and noticed a rickety sign that said “Road Closed” and under that saw something about the word lake and freaked.
“It said lake, it said lake!”
“Relax!” she said laughing. To be honest, I was laughing too. How could a GPS even know this dirt road existed, let alone that it was closed? We were laughing too hard to even watch where we were going.
“Turn around!” I yelled between laughs.
“Where?” All of a sudden we were driving past a brand new house with a small clearing across from it.
“Really, here?” I asked. Why would anyone choose this spot to build a house?
She laughed more as she turned into the clearing to make a three-point turn. I had my camera out.
“I hope someone comes out!”
“Don’t you dare take a picture of people if they come out! Nobody even knows we’re here!”
“Come on. A house that nice, they’ll probably offer us fresh squeezed lemonade.”
“Do you see any lemon trees around here?”
She had a point, but still.
We laughed hysterically until we came back to the bridge, and all of a sudden the GPS righted itself and the robotic voice said, “Turn right, ahead.”
Posted in creative nonfiction, Flash Nonfiction
Tagged bad GPS, dirt road, driving, getting lost, GPS, humor, life, Lost, love, nonfiction, photography, The Office, woods