Imagine that, one day, some day in the future, some popular kid loses a bet. Everyone loves this kid; the boys emulate him, the girls follow him around and stalk him on Facebook. Or if it’s really far in the future, some new version of Facebook. But getting back to the kid, let’s call him Eugene, because this is the future and in the future Eugene could become a cool name. So Eugene loses a bet, with his other football-playing buddies – or maybe chess-playing..we don’t know what the future holds – and he has to wear a pink bunny suit to school. He is honorable, so he follows through with this bet, and goes to school wearing a giant fluffy pink bunny outfit, large pink ears and all. But instead of kids pointing and laughing, they see him and just think “Wow, that Eugene, he’s so cool, only he could pull off a giant pink bunny suit.” His football-slash-chess-loving-friends see that he’s not the least bit embarrassed, and so they decide it’s now cool and do the same. They go to the store, and next thing you know, there’s a run on pink bunny suits for teenage-sized people, and they can’t be bought anywhere. Totally sold out. No store within a fifty-minute drive has anything even resembling this bunny suit. Sure, they have white, and blue, and some even have indigo, but those aren’t the cool ones. It HAS to be pink. Imagine if the principal somehow missed this trend because he was too busy in his office reprimanding deviants, and one day, he walks to the cafeteria because it’s tots day and everyone loves tots, and he finds a whole giant caf full of teenagers dressed as pink bunnies. Pink bunnies in line. Pink bunnies eating with friends. Pink bunnies doing homework. Reading books. Listening to iPods. Texting. Getting into a fight. What would he say? What in the world would he say?
Probably something like “What the hell is this, some kind of pink bunny rabbit brouhaha?”
Probably something like that.
This absurd story was inspired by a few words/phrases people asked me to use in a story, “pink bunny rabbit” and “brouhaha” by Jess and Tiffani, respectively. And if, for some reason, this story made you want to dress like a pink bunny rabbit, please click on the pic and you can buy those.
That was funny… but I do want to know if you know where I can get me some feety-jammies in XXL adult size… with the feeties being size 15… please.
Haha who wouldn’t like those?
I refuse to settle for one of those stupid Snuggie things!
Amazing. I am happy to have been the inspiration of such a story as this! 🙂
(also the idea of pink bunny rabbits came from a fb post directly under yours where my friends were dressed in pink bunny costumes. Maybe the future is nearer than you imagine?)
Oh no! Well then, it’s likely Eugene will still not sound like a cool name, and chess will not replace football as the cool thing to do. Ah well. Hehe.
This reminds me of a scene in the movie “Mean girls” when Lindsay Lohan and her friends wanted to embarrass the popular girl, I don’t remember what exactly they did to her shirt, but she wasn’t embarrassed at all and it became a trend in the whole school instead! Creepy world!
Haha that’s funny! I haven’t seen that in years…I may have to rewatch it.