“Morning Den. Guess what I got!” the receptionist asked him upon seeing him enter the office.
“Tell me!” he said with a small note of excitement in his voice.
“I bought my boyfriend’s birthday present! Tickets to the Flyers!”
“That’s nice.” He started to walk away.
“Hey, what’s up? Isn’t that exciting?”
He turned and gave her a look. “Sure, sure it is.” He attempted to leave again.
“Hey!” He stopped again. “What’s up?”
“Nothing, except you’re a jerk.”
Her jaw dropped and he walked out of the room.
One of the managers came in the front door and nodded to her as she passed reception. The manager suddenly stopped and turned to her.
“By the way, don’t forget, Den’s birthday is today and we’re doing the party at lunch.”
Based on a true story that happened to me today. I changed a few facts to keep people from harassing the guilty party 🙂